Hey there, all you lords of Lord and Taylor, all you princes and princesses of Neiman's. I just wanted to let everyone know that I was shopping with my mom in Fishs Eddy by Union Square recently and it was super boring. Finally, she bought some cute vintage-styled tumblers and on an impulse by the register, I got her to treat me to a pair of fat, beautiful shooter-sized marbles. Jealous?

Then we went to some boring furniture store and I sat on a chair that looked like a filing cabinet.